Friday, December 16, 2011
The Big One
I WILL take one nap a day, but that's it. Don't try to trick me into two, I won't fall for it.
I WILL eat plenty of fruits, a few veggies, but pretty much meat stinks.
I WILL take 3 steps at a time, but not more than that. And never to mom.
I WILL slap you in the face (repeatedly), so watch out!
I will NOT lay down for a decent diaper change, that offends my need for motion.
I will NOT be content with my bottle, I have to steal everyone else's sippies.
I will NOT pet the bunny nicely. I WILL try to pick him up.
I will NOT let mom get flabby, her hip is my favorite means of transportation.
I weigh: 1 million pounds. 100th percentile. (that's just mom's hip's guesstimate)
I measure: Too tall. 18 month clothes are pretty comfy.
I am: Pretty ridiculous. But my family loves me anyway :)