Patrick loves to tell jokes. Did I say loves? I mean LOVES in all its bold, italicized, underlined glory. He pretty much has one joke that he re-invents to make a million jokes. Here's the original, followed by some of his personal creations....
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting co...
MOOOOOOO!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting dinosaur
Interrupting dino....
RRRROOOOAAAAARRRR!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting fish
Interrupting fi....
BLUB BLUB BLUB!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting doctor
Interrupting docto....
YOU HAVE THE FLU!
Here's where they veer a little off course....
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting microwave
Interrupting micro...
WARM UP!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting house
Interrupting hous....
YOU LIVE IN HIM!
(Why is my house a he? And if he's interrupting, should it be "me"?)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting door
Interrupting doo...
YOU OPEN AND SHUT ME!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Interrupting mustache
Interrupting mustache wh....
HOT DOG HAMBURGER!
Mom, dad, Elsha, and Kari all know where that last joke stemmed from, and it warms my heart that a generation later that un-funny knock knock joke has gotten a facelift and is STILL FUNNY. Here's the original, made by my sisters and I (not sure who wins the glory for it, but I always thought it was hilarious, so perhaps I'm the culprit)
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mustache
Mustache who?
MUSTACHE HOTDOG HAMBURGER!
2 comments:
It's very cute to us readers that he tells these jokes all day, but is it super annoying to you? Also, I'm pretty sure I had nothing to do with the Hot dog Hamburger joke. :)
That mustache hot dog hamburger joke WAS hilarious. So it must have been you and me. Since Kari claims no involvement.
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